It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.