Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Randomize
