So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
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She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
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I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
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