Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Terrible idea I love it
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
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