We're like a lot better than the average bears
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
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Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
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trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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