Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
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