SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
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