At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
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sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
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Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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