Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Damn victory sex feels great
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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