I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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