Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
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you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
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I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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