I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
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i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
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It's rum buckets o'clock
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I just gargled with NyQuil
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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