he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
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I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
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I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
Randomize