have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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