Say something about gay babies.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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