How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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