So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
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Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
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I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
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