How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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