No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Randomize