So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
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