I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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