yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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