if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
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you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
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ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
I'm sobbing to NWA
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
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