you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
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You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
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I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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