No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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