I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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