Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
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