He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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