Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
Randomize
