You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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