Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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