dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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