let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Randomize
