I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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