i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
This house was built for laser tag.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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