He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
Shame - the story of my life.
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