Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
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So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
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It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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