Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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