Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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