They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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