That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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