Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
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So many bounce houses so little time
porn star boner night. come get it.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
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I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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