People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Randomize
