Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
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Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
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