i would punch a child for taco bell
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
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I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
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WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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