You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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