spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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