i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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