I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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