even my farts smell like vagina
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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