Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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