Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
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Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
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It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
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